Tuesday, October 18, 2011








I haven't updated in a looooong time. This will probably not be very well written either.

Since June I have;

Spent the summer working in Yellowstone, it was an amazing experience. I worked in the Tower Falls section (where most of the Bears and Wolves are) which is the most remote section of the park as the First Cook in the dorm kitchen feeding all the residents and rangers of that area of the park. There was only a dorm phone and very slow internet to communicate with the outside world and the internet was down probably 95% of the time and when it was up you could only use 1 computer to access it, no wifi so everybody would take turns using it to pay bills or send emails if they had to and it was a headache. It was amazing to be able to hike in all the locations I did, I didn't get to every trail in the park but I got to an amazing amount of them. You see the animals mostly when you are out hiking (though I did see some while driving and just walking around the dorm) and I saw a lot of black and grizzly bears, moose, foxes, wolves, buffalo and bison (way too many, you tend to hate buffalo and bison about 2-3 weeks in because they are everywhere and a pain, constant road blocks and they are dangerous, dangerous and stupid) elk, deer, crazy group squirrels, lots of stuff. The closest town was an hour drive (out of the park) and there was nothing there except tourist shops and a subway that charged 9 dollars a sub and a Motel 8 where I would sit in the parking lot to use the internet to download new episodes of Breaking Bad and music. The weather is always changing in the park, I got used to that really quickly. I went camping a few times, hardly noticed when it would rain. 2 people died in the park over the summer from bears, there hasn't been a bear related death in 20 years and then 2 this summer, crazy. There was Christmas on August 25th and Halloween the week after. Why? Because its tradition for some reason. For Christmas we cooked a HUGE meal, the traditional turkey and fixings but lots of other stuff and we had the dining room decorated (there were residents who came and did that) and before on July 4th we had a decorating party and then had a huge steak dinner. The steaks were cooked out on a outdoor BBQ and a bear showed up, it had to be shot 5 times (with rubber bullets) by Rangers before it would leave. Every time I used the outdoor BBQ after that I was paranoid bears might show up again. Christmas night we had karaoke and a show with skits and someone (Jerry) even dressed up as Santa Claus and we all got presents. There were lots of Karaoke nights during the summer, in a rec hall that was probably at least 40 years old. There's a small TV room and then in the other room we had a pool table, ping pong table and darts. There's so much free time on your hands when your not working you quickly play as much ping pong, darts and pool as you can and get sick of it or just keep doing it because its something to do at least. Everyone who worked at Tower Falls was great to live with but most of the people there were 50 or over, not a problem but makes it difficult to find people to hang out with at night. The only stuff to do at night was the rec room stuff, drive an hour to Mammoth (the northern part of the park) and use their gym or go to Roosevelt (closest other part of the park) and have beers and hang out with the people who worked there. There were people who came from other parts of the world to work there too mainly Slovania (just one guy) and Taiwan (group of kids who would work at Yellowstone for the summer to get a 30 day visa to travel the United States afterwards) they were fun to make friends with and fun to cook for, Slovanian always wanted Sour Cream for everything, the Taiwanese put ketchup on everything and some couldn't eat beef because of their beliefs, I'm not exaggerating about 'everything' I really mean everything, the Taiwanese would put ketchup on their spaghetti sauce, they put ketchup on pizza, they all drank endless amounts of sweet tea and milk (mixed together, half/half) because milk and tea are expensive over there and they could have as much as they wanted here, none of them had cars so they would get rides or hitchhike wherever they could, you would always get the same days off every week so they would always be asking the same people where they were going that week and if they could tag along. One place everyone liked to go was Bozeman, MT. Not because its amazing but because its the closest place that most resembles being back in society, there's a movie theater, a mall, restaurants, grocery stores, target, walmart, fast food etc. Each way was a 2 hour drive and to get there you had to drive down a highway with white crosses lining each side marking all the fatalities that have happened. There's another highway you can take from West Yellowstone to get to Bozeman but it has even more white crosses and is one of the top 10 most dangerous roads to travel in the US.

I took lots of pictures, I'll put a few on this but I took probably hundreds to maybe a thousand. It was an amazing summer and I dont know if I will go back to work there but I've already signed up for next summer so maybe I will. It was nice to get out of the city and appreciate the quiet of nature for a while.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009


A Face in the Crowd


A new favorite. Really amazing film and best Andy Griffith performance ever (also his first) what a different career he could have taken based off this though, I wonder why he chose the route he did.

It's well acted all around (Walter Matthau is the spine of the movie in a great performance as well) also beautifully shot, well directed and written. It quickly reminds me how many short cuts are taken in movies these days and how the stories suffer from it most of the time.

Andy Griffith is really the reason to watch the film, its one of the most raw, solid, adrenaline fueled performances I've ever seen. It reminded of the first time I saw Johnny Boy walk into a room and how with each subsequent entrance you just wonder what he is going to make worse or say this time, what is going to come out of that mouth, what is he about to do, who is he about to piss off. It's like that but a good ole boy singer and 15 years of different worlds to comment on between them.

One day I'll do a triple feature of this, Network and Bamboozled.

Monday, October 12, 2009


Whatever Works



Larry David+Woody Allen...yes its funny.

Run on thoughts about structure in 3, 2, 1...


In reference to structure I noticed there's a similarity with this and Vicky Cristina (besides both featuring characters who frequently have 3-ways) in that halfway through a female character shows up and completely tears down the established new way of life for the protagonist and ultimately is the driving force of seperation that is never overcome by the films end. Boris and Cristina needed a new person to show up or else it was just going to be happily ever after.

In effect the new character is there to tell the b-story character (Melodie and Juan Antonio - both mentors who are changing the protagonist) that this is wrong and cannot stand. They are the manifestation of what the protagnoist was worrying about in the beginning. They overcame it somehow (between the invitation to live together and the convincing its a good idea somehow, in both) and chose to be with this new person and now the new person is having the boat rocked (cliche) on what they convinced the protagonist of.

The whole first half is a regular love story where opposites attract and then here comes the midpoint reversal saying hold on a minute. If you just ended it in the scene before Boris goes into the bathroom while Melodie does the hilarious bit with the knock at the door you would have a traditional happy ending love story with character change and everything but its Woody Allen so its time to tear down all the relationships in an interesting way that works itself out somehow in the end.

I didnt really care for the very last scene but watching the characters ride out their journey to it was fun to watch and I thought I would think Larry David 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' the whole time but oddly I didnt (or wasnt aware of it) Boris is somehow even a bigger everyday prick than Larry David (not in a bad way of course, its his thing). I didnt mind the southern accent and I didnt think Larry was tripping over his lines or anything, he's never been the smoothest talker anyway.

I completely forgot Patricia Clarkston was in this (another connection to Vicky Cristina) but she really brought a lot to the table when it was starting to need it. She did a great job. Ed Begley Jr kind of looked dusty the whole time somehow and I thought that whole plot of him coming to try to win her back only to find out he's gay was kind of weak, its like New York suddenly became the magical black person of the movie and was helping every person it was touching. And the country rubes coming to the city and embracing some sort of 'taboo' from their former life, ugh, horrible, its barely forgivable with Patrica Clarkston (the photography thing kind of made it worthwhile but it didnt have much meat to it besides an excuse for the mother to not be so uptight anymore) and then we get Ed Begley Jr closet homosexual ex-bible thumper getting his first view o' the big city and jeeze whizz maybe there's more to life than rules and religion, shucks. It was just too much so I kind of didnt care for him in this. Sorry Ed.

Despite those criticisms (they really are minor, despite my run on thoughts)its still definitely worth watching.



Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel





Funny movie (which I'm assuming was low budget) but frustrating in that it doesn't show enough or take the concept far enough (it does in some respects, in others not so much).

Its kind of like that episode of the Clerks Animated Series where they make fun of movie Clerks by everything exciting happening outside the Quickstop only being described to Dante and Randal who can't go out and actually see it because they are of course stuck in the store.

That being said its worth watching and still a lot of fun. If they do the whole lets remake everything with this and make a US version I could actually see it being funnier (and not in a US vs UK humor taste) with some more money and more of an epic scope and yeah I know its not supposed to be epic but when your time traveling to the post apocalyptic future and there's giant ants there should be other stuff in the movie that matches up somehow.

I'll probably watch it every once in a while but probably not if I wasn't such a time travel movie weirdo.



Let the Right One in



I think I heard too many people call this a masterpiece before I saw it but still I really enjoyed it. I dont remember the last time I enjoyed a Vampire movie (although I havent seen any of the zillion tween Vampire things but I'm sure they're of amazing quality) and this is definitely of that realm but so realistic and toned down and simple and genuinely spooky.

I dont really like horror movies but when theyre done like this and there's actual atmosphere and its not just loud noises and leather trench coats then they turn out pretty good.

The bluray looked fantastic too, amazing picture/sound.

If you havent seen it now would be a pretty good time, its cold and October.

Friday, February 20, 2009

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Red is who I want to/who I think should win, the filled in bubbles are my best guesses to win an office pool. The ones with no red means I probably haven't seen any of those yet.

Hopefully my next post is my top 10 of 2008. Also a recap of the meal at 'Animal'.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

It's been a little while since the last Dark Knight Viral Marketing event

recap here:

http://insulinfunk.net/2008/05/02/the-dark-knight-viral-marketing-campaign-its-all-a-part-of-the-plan-los-angeles/


and now the Dark Knight is set to begin it all again this Friday the 13th with a focus on the Harvey Dent election, you can register and do the voting here:

Gotham Election Board

www.gothamelectionboard.com

There is also coverage from:

Gotham Cable News

www.gothamcablenews.com

And to the Joker phones a new text message...

“OK clowns, are you ready for some laughs?"

...to which a 'yes' reply will get you the response “You make me smile. Hope you’re not superstitious" (alluding to the 13th obviously) no word on what response you get if you're the one person smart enough to get a Joker phone yet stupid enough to reply with a 'no' but all signs point to this Friday, let's see what they have in store for us this time around.

Bonus Site: http://maidenavenuereport.com/ what the hell is this? You decide.

Thursday, May 29, 2008



Learn to draw The Dark Knight! NOW!
The Dark Knight Got Milk

Do You?


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If the Milk isn't enough maybe you need some cereal for it.


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Body By Milk


BOF



Synecdoche, New York Poster

The poster for Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche, New York has been unveiled. The writer's directing debut is scheduled to come out later this year.



SYNY


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Choke Poster

Choke Poster


Fox has unveiled the poster for the upcoming film based on Chuck Palahniuk's book 'Choke'. The film is directed by Clark Gregg, was purchased at this year's Sundance Film Festival and recently had its released date pushed back from August 1st to September 26th to avoid the clutter that is the August release schedule, presumably.

Stuff I've done today so far...

Edited some scripts at www.zhura.com if you like writing go join so you can critique my stuff.

Posted these...

http://insulinfunk.net/2008/05/20/synecdoche-new-york-clips/

Synecdoche, New York


3 clips from Charlie Kaufman's much anticipated directorial debut Synecdoche, New York popped up online, the film is set to be screened at Cannes in a few days.


Also here is an interview with Kaufman about the project.


And in case the clips and the interview weren't enough information here's a link to the script if you want to just take control of your destiny and ruin the whole thing.


(via, Cannes, Yahoo! News, Being Charlie Kauffman)




http://insulinfunk.net/2008/05/20/castle-crashers-completed/

Castle Crashers Completed


After a LONG wait the eagerly anticipated (at least by anybody who's played Alien Hominid) Castle Crashers is done with it's lengthy development and is finished says Behemoth founder/artist Dan Paladin. No release date is set but anybody following the progress of this game knows this is big news; the project was first announced at Comic Con back in 2006.


Castle Crashers Completed


Castle Crashers Development Blog



http://devblog.thebehemoth.com/?p=137